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Sometimes our blog gets “fan mail” in response to our postings. The fun part is in wondering what about the content of the post inspired the particular comment. Enjoy these examples.

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After reading the following comments, I’m convinced that spam letters constitute a language all their own. It’s not that the spelling, grammar, punctuation, and made-up words are atrocious — or even the fact that most of them are replying to a 3-year-old post about dog food coupons — I believe these writers were taught this special language in a dank, smelly basement classroom at Spam U. Why? Because they couldn’t afford tuition at clown school.

 

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Translation, please! Part 2

You've got mail!

You’ve got mail!

Spammers gotta spam, right?

Well, here comes more unintelligible nonsense from people hoping we’re dumb enough to click on their links. In some cases, I’ve listed the post to which the spammer replied, in order to further highlight the inanity of the comment.

From billig mobil – “hello!,I love your writing very so much! percentage we be in contact more approximately your post on AOL? I need a specialist in this area to resolve my problem. May be that is you! Taking a look ahead to peer you.”

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From Talia Sharma – “The following time I read a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, I do know it was my option to read, however I actually thought youd have one thing interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about one thing that you would repair in the event you werent too busy in search of attention.”  [Re: Circle of Life]

From gedpracticetestsonlines – “In case a choice turns into a ranking of just one or perhaps 1. 5 about the composition, there won’t be any amalgamated score, and also the applicant must retake the composition in addition to multiple-choice section.”  [Re: Circle of Life]

From the Hoodies Org – “Hello there, simply changed into aware of your blog thru Google, and located that it’s truly informative. I am gonna be careful for brussels. I’ll be grateful when you continue this in future. Numerous people will probably be benefited from your writing. Cheers!”  [Re: Pet Photos with Santa this weekend]

Naturally, those comments did not make it past the screening process. For the original Translation, Please post, go here.

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Translation, Please

     If anyone out there speaks Spam, please let me know what “Autoblogger” is trying to tell me in the following recent comments, because I honestly have no idea.

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     In response to Be a Part of Sky Art!: “Thank you for bothering to discuss it, I find myself intently to fix it and take pleasure in learning much more about this situation idea. In case potential, simply because you create know-how, could you reactions bringing up-to-date all of your web site that have a lot more material? This is very useful for everyone.”

     Pardon me while my brain melts.          ~~  Jen

 

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