Posts Tagged ‘dog tweets’

     No, we’re not on Twitter (I have only so many hours in the day for social media, after all), but I have compiled a list of my favorite recent pet tweets for your amusement.  Enjoy!

10.  @MarkCharnock: Didn’t spot it til now. The roof is covered in reindeer droppings. People never clean up after their pets. Sick of it.

09.  @DctorFun: If you don’t have at least 5 nicknames and a few made up songs for your kids or pets, you’re a monster.

08.  @NewsHour: “If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.”

07.  @DaveChapelle: Just for the record, cats don’t actually like it when you raise them in the air and sing the Lion King song.

06.  @MrEpicMind: Wishing your pets could talk is fun until you remember everything you’ve done in front of them.

05.  @Qu4rtKn33: Kids and cats are exactly the same. Don’t believe me? Give them a cardboard box.

04.  @Gerard_McCarthy: When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

03.  @HomerBlindCat: “I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.” – Bill Dana

02.  @HotEats: When the dogs stop barking as soon as I enter the room, I definitely get suspicious that they were just talking about me.

01.  @Catalyst303: I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. -Hippolyte Taine

Read Full Post »