(Insert informative and entertaining blog post here.)
Q: Why is the blog post missing?
A: Because our Internet service keeps disconnecting about every 10 seconds, making it extremely difficult to research and prepare a new article for your enjoyment.
And to send you off to bed with nightmare visions in your head, burn this image into your brain:
Want to see these characters and more, live** and in person?
Then grab the family and head for Hunt Club Farm’s Winter Wonderland in Virginia Beach. The $7 ticket price includes admission to the petting zoo, where you’ll see these guys:
**I’d bet money these things come to life at night.